All the Bunnies Bite and the Pigeon Laid an Egg

I was bored and sitting at home one day with my mom
So I asked if we could do something besides mowin' the lawn
So she looks at me and thinks a bit and says "The Fair's in town,
"If we hurry we might make it before the sun goes down."

So we headed into town and when we finally made it there
We had ourselves a grand old time at the St. Louis County Fair
'Cuz all the bunnies bite and the pigeon laid an egg
the cowpoke's sleepin' withthe goats and all the piggies beg

The kettle corn's a calling, the rain's popping on the roof
the horses line up at the gate to see who's swift of hoof
There's roller coasters, ferris wheels and a merry go round
and the corndogs they taste different the second time around

And you can have yourself a grand old time at the St. Louis County Fair
So don't sit at home a mopin' and get yourself down there
Where all the bunnies bite and the pigeon laid an egg
the cowpoke's sleepin' with the goats and all the piggies beg